Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

by Clyde22 September 16, 2008

Wet teddy bear

Gay bearded man love near water.

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.

by MitchellWay March 12, 2021

wet teddy

When you drop your teddy in a puddle and wash it using your daughters left sock in a bag of bleach.

I did a wet teddy!

by SlappyGrandad69mililetres October 14, 2017

Teddy Bang Yoo

Usually someone with a horn of hair, juggles flaming hockey sticks, and puts on caps backwards to look cool. Sometimes referred to as a downer, but most times he is okay. Maybe not the coolest kid around, but go to him for a fun time as he has a big imagination.

Mike: Man, I wish I was a Teddy Bang Yoo.

Homie: You think you're the only one?
Mike: No, everyone wants to be a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: Damn straight.

by SQUIRRELRAPISTLOVER March 28, 2011

teddy bear gang

a hella dangerous gang started in florida, not to be fucked with.

damn homes you should stay inside, the teddy bear gang is outside rn

by Altszio February 28, 2019

Teddy Bear Ass

A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.

"The Simpsons Characters Have Teddy Bear Asses."

by Ibble June 19, 2006

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023