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Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant
by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019
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Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
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tackyrblx

amazing Tik toker!! has 11k fans. works hard for her content and fans
“tackyrblx is amazing!”
by iloveclothes November 30, 2020
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Tickle me albo

The perfect name for The Australian labor
party leader and maybe future prime minister Anthony Albanese
I hope tickle me Albo dose not win the election
by F.P27 April 9, 2022
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Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.
"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"
by Koor November 21, 2004
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piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss
Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss
by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009
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cyber-tickle

tickling a person through some form of communication technology, not through physical contact.
I recieved a message saying tickle,tickle, tickle. I thought to myself, I just got cyber-tickled.
by Carl with a C October 6, 2009
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