a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 27, 2010
Tom: Every time I watch Iron Man, I always get epic chills when he first puts on the completed suit.
Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.
Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.
by Scivi45 March 26, 2010
The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020
by Toastermerp May 27, 2023
Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
Girl; Talk about an epic wail.
by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009