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Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!
I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.
by Kay Web September 10, 2010
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Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.
"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."
by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020
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Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest
You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!
by SmittyLou August 27, 2008
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Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015
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Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.
by waterbear September 14, 2008
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Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
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Windows ME

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.
by ImQuasar April 1, 2009
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