Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.

Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)

by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009

moncton shuffle

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.

Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.

by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017

shuffle bitch

In a group of poker players, the shuffle bitch is the player who goes bust first. He or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.

Ok boys, the game is Jacks Or Better, Trips To Win. Don't wander off, shuffle bitch, we're gonna need you!

by D-Ter August 8, 2009

Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 25, 2009

Tijuana shuffle

SOMEtimes there is an urgency in the deepest darkest regions of the netherbowels... SOMEtimes a suitable bathroom is not within arm's, or ass's, reach... SOMEtimes you can't take a regular step, nevermind run, for fear of downloading a frightful and possibly toxic but definitely humiliating less-than-solid mess. At these times you must keep both feet planted firmly on the floor as you clench your starfish and slowly move in the direction of the nearest shit receptacle. THIS is the Tijuana shuffle.

Brian: "Ahhhgh. All of that Jägermeister, chili, and meth made me do the Tijuana shuffle."

Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"

by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

pink shuffle

A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is expecting a call at any moment. When the phone 'rings,' the girl tends to shuffle a bit in her seat.

I was at a stoplight and saw this girl in the car next to me looking like she was cumming. Then she pulled a phone from between her legs. It was a pink shuffle.

by Tom Bosch October 6, 2008