seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
by Alexander0000 September 15, 2008
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wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.
by Dez Nutaz December 12, 2003
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elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.
by nicnac215 December 21, 2006
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Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
by Brylon713 September 07, 2010
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Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.
Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
by MugenEinhander April 28, 2007
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Seal Mask

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.
:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD
by ddmy November 06, 2016
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Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.
Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"
by frenchman69 January 06, 2014
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