Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014

jerky nipple

A woman's rough nipple after breast feeding for a long period of time.

that girl had some serious jerky nipples.

by Xtine January 6, 2014

glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013

frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.

I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!

by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017

Club Nipples

When a girl is horny in the club and her nips become erect.

Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."

Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"

Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"

by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011

Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

nazi nipple

-Nipples that are perpetually erect.

-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused

It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.

by Pseupi May 23, 2017