Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language

by theKeith April 28, 2006

English Pig

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.

"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"

by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008

playing english

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.

Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"

by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022

English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.

"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"

by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020

English Toastie

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.

"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"

by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017

Meme English

Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.

"meme man speaks in meme english"

by Cyb3rklev September 26, 2021

English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite

Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas

by N8™️ January 21, 2020