I'm so excited for System Design!!
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
by yourdesignateddancer May 01, 2011
Cityfied Design is the updating of antique, vintage and/or well loved items by applying updated techniques and methods.
D & B Cityfied Design took my well loved furniture, applied their "City" design and "Rural" values, and made them the perfect work of art for my home.
by D-Woman March 04, 2024
'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.
Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
by Theo Mulenga April 03, 2020
When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 07, 2017