Italian curse

A common problem among Italian men. Average height is 5'7 and the size of their penis is in direct relationship to their height. As a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.

Sylvester Stalone is a textbook example of a man who suffers from the "Italian curse".

by John DeAngelis May 27, 2005

Yeltsin's Curse

The curse suffered by a good percentage of Eastern Europe women who, as they age, look more and more like witches.

Guy1: Dude, I wanna marry an Eastern euro girl.

Guy2: Yea, but beware Yeltsin's Curse!

by GrandPanj March 28, 2011

Chicken Curse

A curse that was used to describe Gamecock football and its shortcomings. Naysayers would say that the "Chicken Curse" would prevent South Carolina from ever making it to the most prestigious conference's championship. For the naysayers it is a very sad day.

Chicken Curse
Deceased 11/13/2010

Just another case of the Chicken Curse for the Gamecocks.

by USCock1 November 14, 2010

T Curse

A presence of a certain individual in a club that makes your time at the club depressing.

Yo man that T Curse is in full effect.

by Bojango December 01, 2007

Cursed Image

Any photo with you in it

Please don’t make anyone read you’re selfies, any photo with you in it is a cursed image

by Bonktown October 04, 2020

Irish Curse

also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol

Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

by Datamaster General February 20, 2004

scottish curse

unusually small penis.

Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!

by darionlar August 30, 2005