in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.

"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"

by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016

closet kink

A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)

Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro

by Gg the tree October 2, 2018

closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy

"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"

by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie April 3, 2011

closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

closet bugger

To not disclose the fact that you are bugging out, or freaking out because of smoking the reefer.

Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.

by joesbugginout November 25, 2010

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018