dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.

"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"

by AnnieBark August 31, 2006

basket robbin'

On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.

Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.

by DANKAPLAN November 1, 2010

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

Glazed basket

Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.

You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.

by outoftouch December 30, 2009

Taco Basket

Euphemism for thong or underwear.

This taco basket is really comfy.
Man! I just got the most awesome taco basket!

by Frowler December 17, 2010

Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018