cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 April 26, 2018

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 10, 2014

storm and silence

Famous wattpad book by Sir Rob starring Lillian Linton and Mr. Rikkard Ambrose which follows their story of love and development, trust and character and follows them through their years of sarcasm.

A: Have you read "Storm and Silence"?
B: No. Not yet.
A: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE THEN?! Go read it rn.

by Zodiacinmind May 12, 2021

clayton storm

The most wonderful person in the world. He is so sweet and so caring and loving. He always manages to take care of other people for himself. He will never tell you no and never push you away.

“I know Clayton storm he is such a good guy.”

by Natalie McFanin March 26, 2023

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole May 10, 2011

Bored storm

means boring moment

Dat was a bored storm ova da weekend

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 09, 2019