seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)

That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

by That white kid tho December 4, 2013

Seal Mask

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

by ddmy November 6, 2016