Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”
Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”
Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”
Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

by 69 420 June 7, 2016

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.
Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want
by Mattie cole May 4, 2018

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

by L’âne May 22, 2019
