Nut puddle

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018
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ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.
Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.
by 69 420 June 7, 2016
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Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017
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Tadpole Puddle

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.
by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007
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Puddle slut

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want
Dude, all I see around here are nasty ass puddle sluts!
by Mattie cole May 4, 2018
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Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008
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Puddle pirate

1)term used to describe USCG
Puddle Pirates are the cunt of the US armed forces
by L’âne May 22, 2019
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