Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

a little peanut

Small male genitalia

He has a small penis

Lucy: How big was it?!
Megan's: disappointed, he had a little peanut

by Momothedodobird March 6, 2017

peanut dust

The dried semen that you scratch off of sheets before putting them in the washing machine.

The other night while doing laundry I have scratch my peanut dust off before I washed my sheets.

by Dballjose September 12, 2021

Peanut The Dog

An abandoned abused dog rescued and titled the most ugliest dog ever

James - Hey, look up on google images "peanut the dog "
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life

by Gerbilla October 16, 2016

peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

peanut boy

Someone who cannot pee...most of the times a boy....and most of the times member of a bean family called Arachis hypogaea.

"wow....the toilet is occupied for 6 hours now could you pls hurry up?" reply:
- yes sorry it's me AlexF the peanut boy.....

by PeeNut September 23, 2013

peanut butter

A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.

":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"

by Fish lover March 6, 2011