Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 05, 2017

giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 18, 2024

Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009

white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 29, 2017

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 01, 2018

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

by Joe Maxwell September 28, 2006