Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

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Clam burger

A womans vagina

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.

by sarkaztic November 25, 2014

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Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

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clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality

"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."

by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015

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Honking Clam

When you bust a nut on the bus

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

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