Cali Pass

A metaphorical type of permission for non-native born Californians, and/or guests (Tourists) to be in The Great State of California, analogus to a visa stamp one would recieve traveling to another country.

Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.

Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.

"now DMX got his Cali Pass revoked he can't come out to the West." - Kurupt as quoted in XXL Magazine in 2000.

"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)

by AbbaZabbA619 October 18, 2017

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Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR

sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*

by mrs barney January 9, 2022

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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

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cali fisher

The nicest girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful- let alone pretty. She is the best friend you will EVER HAVE

Guy 1- "Hey why is that hottie over there talking to the nerd?"

Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."

Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."

Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."

by CatarinaVega February 28, 2017

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