mystery bus

A bus which comes to a bar or pub, when your in the toilets after about your 10th or 11th pint, and whisks away all the swamp donkeys, and leaves all the beautiful people behind.
"Well John, the mystery bus has certainly done it's round"
by Yuli March 10, 2004
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bred bus

An image of a bus used to stretch the page of a thread. Usually to counter complete fucktardery.
May actually be the only thing on the internet that didn't come from 4chan.
"hi im new 2 this site whats up?"

"LOL BRED BUS x9000"
by An0n. March 25, 2007
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the gusty bus

A situation where further argument will not change anyone's mind about an aesthetic preference.

A corruption of the Latin phrase "de gustibus non est disputandum", also "there's no disputing about taste" or, more familiarly, "there's no accounting for taste".
No matter how much you hated Synecdoche, NY, you can't make me think it was a bad movie, so I guess we're riding the gusty bus.
by wrongshore June 05, 2009
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bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country
by coolwhipgtfo September 18, 2019
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bus accident

when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....
by freaky grace January 04, 2012
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Sus Bus

When multiple people are being sus, they're hopping on the Sus Bus.
We cannot be too sus, otherwise we're going on the Sus Bus.
by RLIceJoke April 11, 2022
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bus bandit

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.
you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!
by dashneo and wario kong May 12, 2011
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