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Anus rubbing

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009
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anus sex

The process of the penis using the other persons anus for sensation between to people (non-viginal sex).

Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
Person 1:
i'm bored
Person 2:
wana have anus sex tonight mate ?
Person 3:
yeh ok, sound like fun.
by -Snoopy- May 5, 2006
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anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013
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Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy
by Le Beignet January 17, 2021
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anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW
by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015
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rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
by The Debators March 4, 2015
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Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
by MrVulgarity November 25, 2022
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