teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010

sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.

"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!

by pixie dust July 8, 2004

Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.

Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.

by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007

Techenomics

The economic study of converting something previously done manually to technology.

The techenomics just don't add up!

We're looking at the techenomics behind automating this process.

by Asterraine June 27, 2011

Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.

"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."

by kkcool32 May 18, 2015