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mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag
Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback
by Thedecker May 15, 2018
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Teabag Whistler

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again
by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 22, 2017
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erie teabag

Upon Lake Erie, there is a method of extraction.
The alleged victim is dipped repeatedly into the lake headfirst until the water overwhelms the person, and then dunked in again, until the fishes eat up his toes. As long as the individual hasn't "tainted" the waters, he will be rececitated.
We had to give em the Erie Teabag... He wouldn't cooperate.
by Butthandler June 14, 2017
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stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
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Yorkshire teabagging

Guy sits on chicks face straddling her head knees bent facing away from her body. Allows oral access to dudes teabag, taint, and booty, that's the Yorkshire part lol. Requires shower fresh conditions and true love to be successful. Not recommended for really heavy dudes.
Yeah Lisa is so into me I watched tv for an hour while Yorkshire Teabagging her. Friend: Lucky ...
by Wedjamin March 10, 2018
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the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
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