Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth

Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap

by Crudeaviator April 27, 2023

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment

Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.

by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022

bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.

I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.

by mengsoldier November 20, 2013

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017