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teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment
Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.
by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022
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bangkok teabag

The act of being in a hot sweaty room with no running water laying on the ground with a lady boy teabagging you. When he/she is done you have a venereal disease of the mouth.
I really hate going to Lewiston Maine because I always end up getting a Bangkok Teabag.
by mengsoldier November 20, 2013
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Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.
Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?
by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021
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Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.
Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro
by Meadows007 August 24, 2016
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