teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment

Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.

by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022

Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.

I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.

by luderitz May 31, 2015

Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.

Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?

by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag

by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.

“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”

by Teevmeister July 12, 2022