A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023
Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*
by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 06, 2017
A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
by thearchangelofsex May 04, 2023
When you understand the science behind something I.e. A new space shuttle, but you don know the math.
"The space shuttle is said to travel at faster than light speeds, built off of Albert Einsteins rule of general relativity"
"Science Magic"
"Science Magic"
by SliyzyPanda December 23, 2018
Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.
"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
by Full Monteirism January 09, 2021
This new field studies the pleasures human beings feel and searches for ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
We live to feel pleasure. There are different types of pleasure. Some are intense than others. Some last longer. Some are easier to come by. Pleasure Science studies pleasure to find ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
by but for January 10, 2018