stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"

by somerandomman December 15, 2012

Stress Shavings

The eraser shavings that cover your desk after you write a test. Caused by erasing half of your work half way throgh out of stress.

Someone must of just wrote a test in here, this desk is coverd in stress shavings.

by mean memes October 9, 2019

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

No stress day

January 24th is no stress day! put all your worries aside and relax for once. Just rest. And forget about all of your stress for today (January 24th).

Person 1: "ugh I have a test next week I have to study. What if I don't even pass?"
Person 2: "Don't worry it's January 24th! No stress day. Forget about your test you can study tomorrow. Today is a day to rest and have no stress."

by Suna Rintarou January 19, 2021

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023

Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.

1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".

by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022