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Stewart

SSgt. - "Smith"
PFC Smith - "Here"
SSgt. - "Stewart"
Sgt. Lexington - "UA!"
by JediSkilz December 19, 2008
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rod stewart

rod stewart

Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.


Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003

And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
by TRUTH December 13, 2004
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Stewart

I put a stewart in his hamburger.
by astew-art October 23, 2008
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stewart

to look like the twins on Alice and Wonderland.

- short, stumpy, big head.
look at that guy playing basketball. compared to everyone else he looks like a stewart.
by 8 fl oz. June 13, 2010
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Stevaan

a total and complete utter mistake at birth, he should die and never be born again.
"Stevaan is a cunt, he should fucking die"
by puss1e_slayer69 August 28, 2018
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019
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Kristen Stewart

A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer

Also she’s cool af
Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!

Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..
by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022
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