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Stealth breakup 

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.
My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.
Stealth breakup by Thunder lord January 30, 2018
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Stealth Pipe 

The cock you don't see coming.
Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

stealth pipe 

The cock you don't see coming.
Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

Stealth Drunk 

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
Stealth Drunk by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

Stealth log 

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you arejust peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
Stealth log by The poop dog June 10, 2018

Stealth Baby 

A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.
Friend: Ah.. Dang I forgot to hide my stealth baby
Me: Always remember to hide your stealth baby.
Stealth Baby by Soulful_Gingee January 5, 2019

stealth service 

A service used to bypass Microsofts online security for RGH/JTAG users.
The best stealth service out there is xbNetwork since it's forever free.