Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

stabbed by a bitch

When someone fucking stabbed you with a pen, pencil or other writing tool

Bob: Bruh what happend to you?
Bobby: I just got stabbed by a bitch!
Bob: Man that sucks, haha lol lucking wasn't me.
Bobby: Fuck you

by Super legit username January 25, 2016

stabbing shoes

Shoes worn out by couples that are swingers typically when they are searching for other couples in the community

“No worries, I’ll be wearing my stabbing shoes”

by Handsome Roberto July 10, 2024

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

Shadow Stabbing

Like Sneak Dissing, but in the form of memes or other social media posts usually directed to an Ex Friend or partner you had a relationship with.

This usually is done after the target person has unfriended your online, so they'll still see it.

However, the Shadow Stabber's Friend's are unaware that it's directed to someone specific.

Yo, did you see the meme that girl posted online?
She's totally Shadow Stabbing at her Ex lmao!

by Belvich June 9, 2022

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016