Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
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You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!
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When a male on the brink of an orgasm rams his dick as far down someones throat while ejaculating and maintaining hold until after orgasm.
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Get the Cum-squirter mug.A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
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