spanking

spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum

applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking

by HughW March 21, 2017

Sparklin Starfish

When you apply glitter to someone's butthole then kick it off.

Damn, did you see that video of him giving her the sparklin starfish at that shady motel? That shit was so ratchet

by wattie green July 19, 2017

spurking

Pickle juice burst in your mouth - the zing brought in to the brine by baba - and baba alone

These pickles are spurking.

by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

SparkNotes

A life saving website that explains all the books you are forced to read in class chapter by chapter giving you the ability to skate through the book tests without ever reading a page of it.

My god SparkNotes saved my grade!

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020