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Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.
How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”
by MamaAgave February 11, 2023
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Sunmaid Snorkel

Stuffing raisins into your partner’s ass hole and sucking them out aggressively until you start choking; your partner jerks you off til you cum and then resuscitates you
Damn I almost died during that sunmaid snorkel but the intensity of the nut I busted was worth it
by WtxClda July 5, 2020
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Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.
As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe
by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022
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nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.
"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.
by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023
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