Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

quimby sniffer

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.

I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.

by the quicker sniffer stiffer March 4, 2011

Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

by Clefus June 14, 2013

biff sniffer

A person who likes to smell a vagina on a regular basis

Can't wait to get home and get a smell of Alison's whiffy biff you must me a biff sniffer

by Chief shuffle berry September 25, 2013

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Neck Sniff

What retarded roblox Papers Please roleplayers will typically say to you whilst you line up to stop being an immigrant. These people usually live with their parents and make their avatar look like they're 30-40 when really they are a nine year old using the vocabulary of a 4th grader.

"Hey, stop that neck sniff, you can't be neck sniffing in line!" -Jimmy Retardo

by Xylaphone March 29, 2019

Give me a sniff

To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.

While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"

A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.

by JQB Deezy October 17, 2009