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cyber smack

(n.) 1.when someone virtually smacks you using technology.

-for use when someone is continually being annoying and pissing you off but you have no way of actually inflicting physical harm on them.

-If someone is being an asshole/bitch to you over text, on fb, etc.; feel free to cyber smack them with all your might to put them in their place.

-allows armless ppl to somewhat feel what its like to smack someone.

-can be either forehand, backhand, or no hand.
- haha robin you suck at spelling you retart
- i wish i could smack u right now...consider urself cyber smacked!
by its_batman_bitch March 6, 2011
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Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.
Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.
by Mister 101 June 29, 2019
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bungle smack

by Jackson Luther October 14, 2017
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smack heed

usually refers to a smack/heroin addict, lives lower class and is very unwilling to society.

AKA junkie like to congregate in lower parts of city ie: Dundee
check that smack heed his chin is aboot touching the flare,,
check that smack heed his chin is about to touch the floor,,

that smack heed over there is fucking disgusting.
by dundonian poet October 13, 2012
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Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.
Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!
by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016
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Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.
I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.
by boy-girl May 22, 2011
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apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian
I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!
by Sleepstak February 12, 2014
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