The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once

Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen

by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010

Slicking

When you're laying in bed and you become hot and slip/kick your leg out from under the covers. i.e. slip + kick = slick

The A/C in my room broke so I was slicking all night.

by anonymous234987 June 14, 2011

Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.

"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"

by bananaslices May 13, 2013

Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi

Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)

by Fadjskr January 2, 2014

slitlings

All the words that is similar to stupid, dumb, cunt, and idiot.

You're such a slitlings

by iCantDox July 15, 2018

Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.

P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!

by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008