"You look pretty today"
"You were so good this time!"
"I had fun with you tonight"
"This is such a good picture of you!"
"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
"You were so good this time!"
"I had fun with you tonight"
"This is such a good picture of you!"
"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013
Get the situation-specific complement mug.The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.
"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"
by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013
Get the Situational Sickness mug.When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
by Graydo February 4, 2012
Get the hypothreatical situation mug.When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.
by eazyG November 8, 2011
Get the squirrel situation mug.by mamanimo June 24, 2011
Get the A Gotwalls Situation mug.a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together
ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex
girl: we volunteer at the same place
ex3:
patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
Get the situation friend mug.Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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