Jonathan: *buys expensive purse for Amy*
Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
Jonathan: “Here’s this purse I got you!”
Amy: “Ew, who are you? You’re such a simp”
by gay man117372 June 13, 2020
Get the simpmug. by I want to not live June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Me for Draco Malfoy😌
Jared: Did you see the new Harry Potter movie? Draco Malfoy is SO hot
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
Heather: Yes! Im a simp for Draco too
by RailMe September 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 4, 2023
Get the simpmug. The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."
by skskskskin June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
a person who respects people but boys with toxic masculinity calls him a simp bc no girls wants them
straight white boy: he's such a simp
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
by idfk bruh i wanted to writeyes October 20, 2020
Get the simpmug.