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cowgirl shower

Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?
by malakaifitzjones July 26, 2016
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Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019
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shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me
by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010
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Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.
Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie March 23, 2012
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Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush
Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?
by Jabuuu August 6, 2010
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Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.
*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”
by Jotacock November 29, 2022
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shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
by stevejay October 28, 2010
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