Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.

The woman left me with a Cancer Shaft.

by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008

Mid-Shift Shaft

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009

Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

by 00(-7) October 18, 2010

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by Russell November 18, 2003

roasted my shaft

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.

man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

by baron of brie July 10, 2018

cupids butt-shaft

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

by ..... . February 14, 2014