When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008
Get the seal the dealmug. by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003
Get the wet sealmug. Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008
Get the Factory Sealedmug. a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
by nicnac215 December 24, 2006
Get the elephant sealmug. When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
by Brylon713 September 6, 2010
Get the Barking Sealmug. When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.
by frenchman69 January 6, 2014
Get the Seal the Exitsmug. Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016
Get the seal faggotsmug.