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Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.
“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”
by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025
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Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
by Realfactx February 28, 2021
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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
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Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.
I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled
by Gecko72 February 13, 2023
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seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019
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Seagull

Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"
by Sgrqk May 7, 2015
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ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long
by MidBay May 7, 2021
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