screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

cheap screw

Someone who is very cheap

Jerry is a cheap screw.

by Tickle my picky October 18, 2015

ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.

shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

slow screw

a drink made with o.j. and tequila

I ordered a "slow screw" at the bar

by Dave Slade September 25, 2003

deja screw

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

by Karen Drummey December 6, 2009

Brittany Screw

A girl named Brittany who drinks a lot of screwdrivers & fucks random guys she meets at the bars!

Damn...I just got Brittany Screw!

by BrittanyScrews June 18, 2011