Samuel Eto'o

John: yo did you see the inter milan game last night
me: yaa dude Samuel Eto'o scored like 50 goals!
by elocer March 05, 2011
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Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

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by Simon June 11, 2005
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Samuel

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath
Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did

Gavin: no, what did he do

Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
by Aqua_sped May 24, 2020
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Samuel

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.
" Hello, Samuel! " Kaden waved and got a uppercut in return.
by bigboimarquez May 03, 2018
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Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.
Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022
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Samuel Brenner

1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.

He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
What anime is this? I better ask Samuel Brenner, he would know.
by 7 Grand Sans November 01, 2019
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Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite
by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020
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