Another term for morning glory;
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention
Man1: How was your morning?
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it
by Eponine_T November 21, 2017
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 August 16, 2008
by Sicilian Cowboy November 04, 2023
Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
by chager45 February 13, 2010
The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 11, 2018
The salute given to a person, place, or thing that succinctly sums up a person's feelings toward a given subject.
by A Voicemail in a Vacuum April 06, 2020
by SunRayz420 November 30, 2021