"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

by Jacques Off May 9, 2018

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
by Chezet September 11, 2016

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

The sexy chorus from BROCKHAMPTON’s TOKYO, frankly I have no clue what the hell it mean but,
What’s got you shook on a Saturday?
What’s got you shook on a Saturday?
by SycamoreGxrl September 24, 2020
