saturday

a day in the week
"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017
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Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
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Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see
Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude
by Jacques Off May 9, 2018
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Saturday girl

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
Those two are just a pair of Saturday Girls.
by Chezet September 11, 2016
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Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013
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Shook on a Saturday

The sexy chorus from BROCKHAMPTON’s TOKYO, frankly I have no clue what the hell it mean but,

What’s got you shook on a Saturday?
What’s got you shook on a Saturday I take my L and I hold my place
by SycamoreGxrl September 24, 2020
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