Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010

rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo

1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?

by bb+af June 16, 2010

Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.

Damn u have such a Profilic Ride

by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010

Nasty Ride

Drive with weed in car

-yo dawg can you take me ride?

I go with nasty ride

-Ohhh , fuck that i go with cab

by newgraund May 21, 2011

chip-rider

One who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually Mexican)

Waitress 1: "and you sir?"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"

*back in the kitchen*

Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"

"Another God damned chip-rider!"

by bang dicker August 25, 2012

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018