One who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually Mexican)
Waitress 1: "and you sir?"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"
*back in the kitchen*
Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"
"Another God damned chip-rider!"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"
*back in the kitchen*
Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"
"Another God damned chip-rider!"
by bang dicker August 25, 2012