religion 

The greatest form of emancipation known to man.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.

little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?

dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.

religion by asc asc June 24, 2008

religion 

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

religion by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

religion 

bullshit

Nigger you chatting religion

religion by Jamesyb October 28, 2018

Religion 

The load of crap keeping everyone sane.

*Your Facebook info*

Religion: Atheist

Religion by Rammsteinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 19, 2010

religion 

it equates to myth, folklore, fable, fairy tales, stories that have been recycled over and over since the known civilization to humankind. You name it, it's been there - creation, adam and eve, the deluge, moses's existence, yahweh, jesus, virgin birth, crucifixion, resurrection, old and new testaments, heaven, hell and so on and so on. therefore, if man told these stories, then they are not from God for God is a spirit, our conscience and that's about it.

myth folklore fairy tale epic religion

religion by monkeybusiness! August 6, 2011

religion 

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.

While in 'nam, I found religion.

religion by love2lindy May 13, 2005

religion 

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.

A code of honor is one type of religion.

religion by karri0n October 17, 2003